Monday, January 31, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Father's Day SMS
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day
Greatest gift from God
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Relationship of father to son
If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.
Thanks for being there
Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!
You may be out of sight
You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.
Happy Father’s Day
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.
Happy Father’s Day
I miss you daddy
Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!
posted in Father's Day SMS
Your guiding hand
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Children to have real father.
It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
101 Ways to Be a Great Dad
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!
Daughter will snag a better husband
Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…
but
she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…
but
she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.
Happy father’s day
Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Father’s Day!
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Father’s Day!
One father
One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
A Father means so many things..
A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father’s Day
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father’s Day
I Salute Ur Father
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father’s day
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father’s day
Good Morning SMS
Its time to wish
The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning
Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning
A cup of hot HELLO – good morning
Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning”
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning”
Good Morning stands for
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
Morning greetings doesn’t
Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!
My SMS and your smiles.
These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world,
Heart n beats, Night n moon,
Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Good Morning
Heart n beats, Night n moon,
Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Good Morning
Night has ended for another day
Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning
A new day
A new sms
Asking u to
forget all ur
worries
sorrows
& tears
for someone
who wants to
see you happy
Good Morning
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning
A night hug warms the heart
A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!
Wishing u good and wonderful day
Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
One of the joys in life is waking up
One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
My smile is incomplete
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
Hearts beat 72 times a min
Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
Smile and good thoughts in mind
*”Always”*
Welcome A New Day With A
*”Smile”*
On Ur
*”Lips”*&
*”"*”Good”*”"*
*”Thoughts”*
*In Mind*
*GOOD MORNING*
Welcome A New Day With A
*”Smile”*
On Ur
*”Lips”*&
*”"*”Good”*”"*
*”Thoughts”*
*In Mind*
*GOOD MORNING*
A new sun / day / sms asking u
A new sunA new day
A new sms
Asking u to
forget all ur
worries
sorrows
& tears
for someone
who wants to
see you happy
Good Morning
Islamic SMS
Do not betray anyone
Do not betray anyone
who places his trust in you …
even if he betrays you.
Imam Ali (a)
who places his trust in you …
even if he betrays you.
Imam Ali (a)
Take your words
Take your words into account
as part of your actions,
and do not say anything
unless it is good.
Imam Ali (a)
as part of your actions,
and do not say anything
unless it is good.
Imam Ali (a)
Group of people
” A Group Of People
From My Ummah Will
Continue To Fight In
Defense Of Truth And
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment …”
(Muslim)
From My Ummah Will
Continue To Fight In
Defense Of Truth And
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment …”
(Muslim)
Fact About Aab-Zam Zam
ZAM ZAM is about 18*14 feet and 13 meters deep well.
It started 4000 years ago.
Never dried since then never changed taste.
No Algae or Plant growth in the well.
This small well provides water to Millions of people.
Through Heavy motors pulling 8000 liters per second (69.12 core liter in 24 hrs)
& after 24 hours it completes its level in only 11 mints.
Thus its Alter level never decreases.
It started 4000 years ago.
Never dried since then never changed taste.
No Algae or Plant growth in the well.
This small well provides water to Millions of people.
Through Heavy motors pulling 8000 liters per second (69.12 core liter in 24 hrs)
& after 24 hours it completes its level in only 11 mints.
Thus its Alter level never decreases.
Faith has four pillar
“Faith has four pillars:
patience,
certainty,
justice,
and struggle.”
By Imam Ali (a.s)
patience,
certainty,
justice,
and struggle.”
By Imam Ali (a.s)
Perfume yourselves with the fragrance
Perfume yourselves
with the fragrance of
seeking forgiveness
lest the stench of sins pollute you.
by Imam Ali (a)
with the fragrance of
seeking forgiveness
lest the stench of sins pollute you.
by Imam Ali (a)
5 Raaton mein mangi Dua
irshad-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)5Raaton mein mangi Dua Rad
nahi hoti,
1..27 Rajab
2..15 Shaban
3..Eid.ul.Fittar
4..Eid.ul.Uzhha
5..Jumay ki Raat
Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai
Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai
to mai khush hota hu k is me meri RAZA hai,
or jab meri dua qubul nahi hoti
tab me aur ziyada khush hota hu
k is mai ALLAH rabbul izzat ki raza hai.
to mai khush hota hu k is me meri RAZA hai,
or jab meri dua qubul nahi hoti
tab me aur ziyada khush hota hu
k is mai ALLAH rabbul izzat ki raza hai.
Pray to Allah Almighty
Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.
To b in love with Allah
!!! .. What a nice feeling
To
B
In Love
With
*AlLah*
No Pain
No Disapointment
No worries.
Just
Blessings Blessings
AND
Blessings…!
To
B
In Love
With
*AlLah*
No Pain
No Disapointment
No worries.
Just
Blessings Blessings
AND
Blessings…!
Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat
According to HADEES,
Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat,
1.Farz namaz k baad,
2.Azan or aqamat k darmian,
3.Tahajjud k waqt,
4.Barish barastay waqt,
5.Dauran-e-safar,
6.Iftaar k waqt,
7.Jummay k din ek ghari,
8.Shab-e-qadar main,
9.Zam zam peetay waqt,
10.Arfa k din maidan-e-arfat main,
11.Quran ki tilawat k baad.
Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat,
1.Farz namaz k baad,
2.Azan or aqamat k darmian,
3.Tahajjud k waqt,
4.Barish barastay waqt,
5.Dauran-e-safar,
6.Iftaar k waqt,
7.Jummay k din ek ghari,
8.Shab-e-qadar main,
9.Zam zam peetay waqt,
10.Arfa k din maidan-e-arfat main,
11.Quran ki tilawat k baad.
Why wish delay abt death
“When you have to
depart fro this world
and have to meet
death (eventually)
then why wish delay
(why feel nervous)
about death …”
Hazrat Ali [R.A]
depart fro this world
and have to meet
death (eventually)
then why wish delay
(why feel nervous)
about death …”
Hazrat Ali [R.A]
Those who disbelieve
Then as to those who
disbelieve I will chastise them
with severe chastisement
in this world and the
hereafter and they
shall have no helpers .”
< Al- Qura'an >
disbelieve I will chastise them
with severe chastisement
in this world and the
hereafter and they
shall have no helpers .”
< Al- Qura'an >
Allah Says, Try to..
Allah Says:-
“Try to Walk on My Way,
I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you.
Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,
I ‘ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.
Try to Leave your Wills for Me,
I ‘ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.
Try to Bear Pain on My Way,
I ‘ll Open the Doors of My Care for you.
Try to Believe in Me,
I ‘ll Make Sincere Friends for you.
Try to Be Mine,
I ‘ll Make Everyone for you !”
“Try to Walk on My Way,
I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you.
Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,
I ‘ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.
Try to Leave your Wills for Me,
I ‘ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.
Try to Bear Pain on My Way,
I ‘ll Open the Doors of My Care for you.
Try to Believe in Me,
I ‘ll Make Sincere Friends for you.
Try to Be Mine,
I ‘ll Make Everyone for you !”
Deepest feeling while praying
“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you ,May “ALLAH”
Convert
Ur
Discomforts
To
Comforts,
Ur
Pains
To
Gains,
Ur
Minimum
To
Maximum,
Ur
Losses
To
Profits,
Ur
Tears
To
Smiles,
Ur
Sorrows
To
Pleasures,
Ur
Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,
Ur
Debts
To
Credits,
&
Ur
Good Dreams
To
Realities!
And make these
“Everlasting!
(Ameen).
Good Morning and have a blessed day.
Love Quotes
Every body loves you
Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.
Love, war and life
Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end
This war will end
when life will end
My hearts feelings
My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
To love and be loved
There is only one
happiness in life,
to love
and be loved.
GEORGE SAND
happiness in life,
to love
and be loved.
GEORGE SAND
Dont believe too much in love
IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE
Relatinships r like a book
Relatinships r like a book
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!
2 very painfull things
Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.
No fear in love, and love is not what u can receive
There is no fear in Love,if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it’s all about what you can give.
Kiss SMS
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
Smile is the 2nd best thing
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
I Want A KISS, please KISS me
I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
Kiss is the key of love.
Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Full form of KISS MISS
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
What kisses mean?
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!
A page is yellow
A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.
A kiss is something
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
Kiss in Physics & Computer
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
Making love to you in every kiss
I’m with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
That was our first kiss
I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.
And as I brush the hair out of your face,
I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,
as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster.
As you run your hands through my hair
I lean towards you,
I breathe you in.
And when our eyes close, our lips meet.
Our kiss is soft and wet,
smooth and warm,
sensuous and passionate.
The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave.
We both feel all of our emotion at once,
it’s a feeling words can’t describe.
As we pull away, you look into my eyes
and I look into yours,
we smile realizing that was our first kiss,
And it wasn’t going to be our last.
Good Luck SMS
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your e
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your e
xam.
posted in Exam SMS, Good Luck SMS
When things go wrong…
When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.
Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…
Good Luck
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…
Good Luck
Never say u r happy when u r sad
never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.
Good Luck
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….
Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck
Rain of summer, snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………Good Luck!
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………Good Luck!
A sweeter smile, a brighter day
A sweeter smile,A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.
Good Luck
Independence Day SMS
What PAKISTAN means ?
A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .
Now,
A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .
Can Any One Help..??
((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No?? ok let me tell you
P->Perfect
A->Aimbitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
Happy Independence Day
No?? ok let me tell you
P->Perfect
A->Aimbitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
Happy Independence Day
Lets take decision
=–..__..-=-._.
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
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i
i
Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
HaPpY 63rd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:
Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
HaPpY 63rd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:
Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech
Jashan-e-azadi mubarak
They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!
By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,
Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.
Brave Pakistanis all!
By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,
Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.
posted in Independence Day SMS
14 Aug Mubarak!
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
(((DhuzZ)))
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14 August Mubarak!
DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai…!!!
00:02
00:01
00:00
(((DhuzZ)))
=*=*=*=*=
14 August Mubarak!
DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai…!!!
Our life is full of Colors
Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
Happy Independence Day
Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day
Nation searching for land . . .
63 Years Ago…A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .
Now,
A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .
Can Any One Help..??
((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))
I m in love, I’m passionate about him
I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 63rd Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 63rd Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY
Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Some Like Sunday
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Independance day date
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Ur validity 4 taking a bath expires
Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.
Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo
So wish you a “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY“
bath expires on this 14th August.
Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo
So wish you a “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY“
posted in Independence Day SMS
Be Proud to be an Indian
31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day
Wishing You A Wonderful … Independence day
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*
Today we are miles apart
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
New Year SMS
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011
New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011
Wishing you a fabulous 2011
Wishing you a fabulous 2011
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2010’s calender is destroyed
Before the golden sun sets,
2010’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed
2010’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed
Last sun of 2010
This is last evening of 2010
Last sun of 2010
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2011
Last sun of 2010
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2011
Little keys open big locks
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2010
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2010
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear.
Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear.
Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
posted in New Year SMS
May each day of the coming year
May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.
Mother's day SMS
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.
Mother is an undying love
Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much
My Mother, my friend so dear
My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day
Mom makes me feel safe & calm
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
A mother’s work is never done
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
Mother, I love you
Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day
Smiles of happy sunshine
Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”
Happy Mothers Day!!
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
Mother is an abbreviation of
“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.
Mother love is the fuel
Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.
For the best mom
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day
Make for me a place within your heart
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
posted in Mother's day SMS
A mother serves her sugar
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
A mother is the truest friend we have
A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day.
Tomorrow is very important in our life.Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.
Poetry SMS
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
Koi khuwahish nahi is deewanay ki
Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki,
aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki,
shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki�.
aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki,
shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki�.
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Mujhe tum yaad aate ho
Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D
ta’ajub hay maut per uski koi roya tuk nahin
Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin
ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,
sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker
sagar ne duboya�hum hi�ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,
ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,
tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,
nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum
dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.
ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,
sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker
sagar ne duboya�hum hi�ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,
ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,
tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,
nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum
dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best
yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night
DOSTI – kaho to sirf 2 lafz
DOSTI
-Kaho to do lafz,
-Mano to bandgi,
-Socho to gehra sagar,
-Dubo to zindagi,
-Karo to aasan,
-Nibhao to muskil,
-Bikhre to sara zamana,
-Simte to Sirf Aap.
-Kaho to do lafz,
-Mano to bandgi,
-Socho to gehra sagar,
-Dubo to zindagi,
-Karo to aasan,
-Nibhao to muskil,
-Bikhre to sara zamana,
-Simte to Sirf Aap.
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.
Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,
Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,
Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!
Bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
posted in Poetry SMS, Ramadan SMS
Thoray say andhairay say raat nahin hoti
Chahne say har baat puri nahi hoti,�
Thoray say�andhairay say raat nahi hoti,
Jo pasand hai sab say zyada,
Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.
Thoray say�andhairay say raat nahi hoti,
Jo pasand hai sab say zyada,
Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.
Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye
Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye…!!
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye…!!
Happy Ramadan ul mubarak
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain
Romantic SMS
Falling in love with you was completely out of my control
Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
Have a heart without you
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
If I’m gonna die tomorrow
If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.
Whom I love the most
Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.
My heart says that you like me
My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet…
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet…
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.
“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”
“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
Khareed skta hoon
cheshem-e-purnam khreed skta hoon
zulf-e-berhem khreed skta hoon
tu jo ger apna bna le much ko
tera her gham khreed skta hoon.
zulf-e-berhem khreed skta hoon
tu jo ger apna bna le much ko
tera her gham khreed skta hoon.
Look at sun and you see time.
Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.
posted in Miss You SMS, Romantic SMS
e end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…
TERE YAAD
Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.
Making love to you in every kiss
I’m with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
Most and least romantic rhymes
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There’s d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There’s d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies
posted in Funny SMS, Romantic SMS
I have no heart and u have two
I have a heart and that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have two.
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Change their party for principles
Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
Pollution of democracy
The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
Politics is the gentle art of….
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
A good leader is a person
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby.An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
The more u observe about this Politics thing
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
The return of phoolan devi (bb)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
Any party which takes credit for the rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievementsof creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Santa Banta SM
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
What should I write against mother tongue
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Kissing ur wife in ur home….
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Cable T.V
Santa:Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Bank make your dreams come true
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
To avoid side effects
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
It’s only with a female
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
posted in Santa Banta SMS
What a shot you made – santa singh
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer willcut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Sardar SMS
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
A sardar goes to a restaurant
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
What is a grownup joke?
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
A child after 3 month of marriage
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Smile SMS
Missing me and reading my SMS
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
posted in Smile SMS
Smile is a language of Love
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :)
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :)
Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
Smile in ease, smile in pain
Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…
Thousands of languages around this world
Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
Always Be Happy
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
Reason for everything
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
Smile On Your Face
Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
Smile for each hour
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS
My message & your smile
Wonderful Combinations in this world…
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,
My message & Your SMILE..!
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,
My message & Your SMILE..!
Many smiling moments in ur life
Smile is completed
When It begins with you Lips,
Reflects in your Eyes,
&
Ends with a glow on your Face
I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.
When It begins with you Lips,
Reflects in your Eyes,
&
Ends with a glow on your Face
I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.
Smile For The Ones You Love…
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
My smile is incomplete
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
Be happy forever
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER
24 smiles for u
24 SmileS..:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]
Sorry SMS
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
SORRY Means
SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….
I am sorry, I love you
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
I have made some mistakes, they rest in past
As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
If my tomorrow never comes, I’m sorry
If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..
Habbit of forgiving…
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Sorry SMS
Sorry for being real?
“Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”
Break up SMS
I will wait …
I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
zenith of relation
A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
You value your relationship
“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”
Style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
The Game
I know u think u broke my heartbut I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wife SMS
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
posted in Wife SMS
Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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